From now until Hell freezes over (yeah like that's ever going to happen) your slice of Hell will cost you only $9.95!!!
Yep, you read it right. For only $9-95 you'll get the title deed to your own “Hell’s half acre”, complete with your post-life address details including your name or the name of the lucky person you are giving it to.
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This funny, personalized gift is unique and can only be purchased from this site. CAUTION!! Requires a warped sense of humour...
All packages include a First Class (one way) ticket to ride the ferry across the scenic River Styx, which replaces the traditional and, lets face it, unhygienic silver coin on your tongue to pay the ferryman. I mean, you just don’t know where that coin has been. If you weren't already dead you could get really sick! Planning on taking your partner? No problem. We’ll throw in an extra ticket for FREE!!!
You will also receive our 16 page illustrated booklet, “Welcome to Hell: The newcomers guide to getting around in the Afterlife”, which is a handy, easy to follow and very funny guide for the newly dead on how to find your way to Hell, the pitfalls to look out for on your way, and the great entertainment you will find when you get there.
Everything is printed on heavy stock with a gloss finish and comes in a matching high quality presentation folder.
Be the envy of your friends.
Buy one for you and your partner; be together through all eternity!
Buy one for yourself and don’t tell your partner. Be apart for all eternity!
Want to get that promotion at work? Buy one for your boss! He’ll be grateful for all eternity!
Been stalking that woman of your dreams? Buy her the lot next to yours. Stalk her for all eternity!
Kids, show your parents you can plan ahead.
Don’t leave it until too late! Won’t you be embarrassed to find yourself on the other side of a pulse with no place to call your own?
All this can be yours TODAY for the unbelievable price of $9.95, including all postage and taxes. Yes folks, no property taxes for the rest of your afterlife! That’s so cheap, you better get two!! This is one of the funniest and definitely one of the most unique gifts available to you anywhere in this world or the next.
Hell... Make it your post mortem destination of choice.
Money back guarantee!
We don’t want you to think that this is some fly by night scheme to rip you off, so we offer you a 100% money back guarantee!!
If you get to Hell and find that your little slice of Paradise isn’t all that we’ve made it out to be, or if for any reason you’re not happy with it, come back and see us for a 100% no questions asked refund of your money.
So come on, what are you waiting for.