ETERNAL DAMNATION –
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It’s the fun gift to give to all your friends and family, or buy one for yourself and be the envy of all your friends. It’s unique, exciting, and something to really look forward to when you die...
Lets face it, Hell’s been getting a bum rap for the last couple of thousand years from the same people that brought you the Inquisition, The Crusades and suicide bombers. All this rubbish about fire and brimstone, I mean, really? What’s a bit of sulfur and the odd pitchfork going to achieve. Everyone’s here for all eternity so there’s no call for anyone to be miserable about it.
Hell is definitely the fun place to spend an eternity. You can go on your own, take a friend, or bring the whole family. Have a look at the testimonials from just a few of our satisfied customers! And after all, 67 billion souls can't be wrong!
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